Tuesday, August 18, 2009

They're Baa-aack

By now, you know that one-time animal combat enthusiast Mike Vick has signed with the Iggles. It's old news. And speaking of old news. Brett Favre is unretiring. Again. According to "sources," the ol' gunslinger is about to ink a deal with the Minnesota Vikings. Our long national nightmare may soon be ending. And I don't mean the nightmare of not being able to watch Favre play football. I mean the nightmare of having to deal with the will-he-won't-he blanket coverage by every national sports outlet that occurs each day that No. 4 is sort of retired. At this point, Favre can do less damage in uniform. Unless you're a Vikings fan, of course.

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