Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Ich Bin Ein Texan


Gosh, I never thought I'd write that. Not unless I'd been mandated to after being sucked through some sort of temporal wormhole to hellish alternate reality in which Germany prevailed during World War II and George W. Bush still ended up as President Prime Minister of these Subjugated States. But with the South Beach Superfriends leading the Chicago Bulls, 3-games-to-1, in the Eastern Conference Finals, it appears that there is little choice but to pull for the Blond-haired German from Dallas, Texas.