34 ≥ ♥ ≥ KG

In Which Variables Represent Celtics-Related Motivational Melodramas

34 = Paul Pierce's manufactured Willis Reed moment in the 2008 NBA Finals NBA
♥ = Danny Ainge's Pre-Playoff, "Win One For the Gipper" Heart Attack
KG = Kevin Garnet's "No One Believes In Us Anymore" team-rallying knee injury

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UPDATE: Chicago Bulls call shenanigans on Kevin Garnett.